Vertebrates:
Alligator 1 vs. Anhinga 9: An easy win for the alligator despite little interaction between the two animals: one basked, one dried its wings. The real competition was between the two side's cheerleaders: Allie and Anne.
Snook 5 vs. Roseate Spoonbill 13: The spoonbill sneaked through using its charisma and mistaken identity as flamingo to its advantage.
Green sea turtle 6 vs. American crocodile 3: I really have nothing to say about this game.
Ibis 10 vs. Florida panther 2: Wow! I think the voters/teams mistakened this matchup for UM vs. FIU. The panther's home-field advantage quickly became a disadvantage when, just like FIU football games, nobody showed up to support them.
Invasives:
Feral cat 16 vs. Blue tilapia 8: The feral cat continues its surprising progression through the bracket. Most though the blue tilapia had it in the bag: the feral cat just put it in its belly.
Brazilian pepper 5 vs. Mayan cichlid 4: The fishes were eradicated with this loss, making all of us wonder how the Rehage and Trexler labs will carry on.
Old world climbing fern 6 vs. Island apple snail 3: This was a mean game between two nasty teams... though it wasn't the fastest-moving.
Water hyacinth 10 vs. Green iguana 15: Again, no commentary here.
Primary Producers, etc.
Sawgrass 1 vs. Bald cypress 8: The sawgrass continues to show why they are the face of the River of Grass.
Floc 5 vs. Seagrass 4: A slight surprise that this amalgamation defeated the charismatic and highly protected seagrass.
Spikerush 6 vs. Periphyton 3: No surprises (just note that periphyton won unanimously, and I wasn't the only voter [nor was the other voter my mother]).
Bladderwort 7 vs. Red mangrove 2: Again, no surprises. The primary production group isn't much fun to cover as a sci-sport writer.
Invertebrates:
Alligator flea 1 vs. Lubber grasshopper 9: No contest, as the grasshoppers took one look at the alligator flea's ferocious mandibles and hopped onto the main park road in suicidal defeat.
Halloween pennant dragonfly 5 vs. Upside-down jellyfish 13: I thought the jellyfish would pull an upset here, but I suspect that the Everglades Insect Coalition paid off the refs to make it an insect-exclusive Invertebrate class. An inquiry is ongoing.
Crayfish 6 vs. No-see-um 3: Gar, of course they would get through.
Grass shrimp 7 vs. Mosquito 2: And these guys, too - goodness. I thought the shrimp's spastic defense would be too much for the mosquito's relentless offense. It was close, but a near-standstill isn't what I would call exciting.
Voting is now open for the Swamp Sixteen matchups, with the updated bracket below:
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